Yup, the picture to the right is of  my wife and I. I’m obviously the person wearing a classy type of garmin to warm the hair on my head, and to make sure my thoughts doesn’t fall out. And as you also might notice, I have a goatee.

Regarding my goatee;
My good friend, author Grant McMaster has named it “Melvin”.

Bio

I’m the one people call Ca9ine. Pronounced Canine – ca·nine [key-nahyn] or [kā'nīn], go on, try it, you know you want to. There is also a real name attached to me, which I’ll share if you would be so kind to refrain from making girly jokes about me, as I am in fact a man (boy?). Well, here goes… my real name is… wait for it… *agonizing silence*… Kim! Ta-daa! I have a surname too, I’ll bet against  you pronouncing it correctly.

Norway is the country i hail from, and that makes me in fact; Norwegian! It’s on the map up north somewhere. And no, Norway is not the capitol of Sweden!

Like my witty (or at least I think it’s witty) little punchline on top of the page says, I am a gamer, a blogger, and sometimes a complete retard. I am random and I like to yell obscene and nonsense words when I feel like it. So, if you are easily offended and/or find me and my outbursts the complete opposite of amusing, stop reading and gently, calmly and without too much hysteria, fuck off…

Common questions and answers

Q: Why Ca9ine?
A: It’s an old gaming handle I’ve used for years, so I stuck with it.

Q: Why “Ca9ine”?
A: I was a dog handler, I found it a fitting handle.

Q: Why, Ca9ine?
A: I just explained that!

Q: But, why?
A: Fuck off…

Q: Can I have some money?
A: No.